








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 697 | 6% |
| Smokes | 2984 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4958 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 2241 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $905,952 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAS | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | squez | 47% | 253 |
| #3 | W357Y | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | suubyy | 46% | 281 |
| #5 | Sālis Labvīrs | 46% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | squez | 704 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | Sālis Labvīrs | 276 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | suubyy | 235 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | DAS | 112 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | W357Y | 81 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAS | +4.01 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | W357Y | +2.69 | 68 | 55 |
| #3 | squez | +2.60 | 60 | 63 |
| #4 | suubyy | +1.62 | 76 | 58 |
| #5 | SunDex | -1.35 | 37 | 44 |





