








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1493 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2380 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2150 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2731 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2022 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,264,564 of utility $340 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHINNERS | +6.37 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | Rizzo | +2.62 | 33 | 51 |
| #3 | UwU | +1.99 | 81 | 44 |
| #4 | Wainer Rinkler | +0.70 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | Skoppes | +0.20 | 58 | 49 |





