








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1073 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 335 matches | ||
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




115 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6962 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1737 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 3704 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4319 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,084,580 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4928 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Midgy | 48% | 434 |
| #2 | MerKxRaiN | 47% | 79 |
| #3 | TbSloshed | 47% | 116 |
| #4 | Stevie Janowski | 45% | 77 |
| #5 | S1mply Orange | 44% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Midgy | 1426 | 0.16 | 39 min |
| #2 | TFReggieUS | 984 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | S1mply Orange | 490 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | Stevie Janowski | 281 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | TbSloshed | 280 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Midgy | +2.71 | 66 | 58 |
| #2 | Stevie Janowski | +0.23 | 47 | 55 |
| #3 | Fyzx | +0.23 | 53 | 35 |
| #4 | TFReggieUS | -0.37 | 58 | 43 |
| #5 | S1mply Orange | -0.76 | 39 | 35 |





