








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 263 | 28% |
| Smokes | 276 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 316 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 69 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $122,325 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orM`| | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | Captain Thook | 45% | 64 |
| #3 | Kaizoku | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | Ian Dabre | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | Raydialseeker | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ian Dabre | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | Raydialseeker | 38% | 52 |
| #6 | CaiUS`` | 32% | 31 |
| #7 | Matrix7689 | 30% | 20 |
| #8 | Noifa | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain Thook | 16 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Kaizoku | 15 | 0.0222 |
| #3 | Ian Dabre | 11 | 0.0356 |
| #4 | Raydialseeker | 9 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Noifa | 9 | 0.0173 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaizoku | 86 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Noifa | 85 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Raydialseeker | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | CaiUS`` | 60 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Captain Thook | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orM`| | +4.54 | 86 | 33 |
| #2 | Ian Dabre | +3.03 | 86 | 40 |
| #3 | Kaizoku | +2.79 | 85 | 50 |
| #4 | CaiUS`` | +0.17 | 50 | 57 |
| #5 | Captain Thook | -0.62 | 55 | 45 |





