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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 386 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12579 | 26% |
| Smokes | 10227 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 14797 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 10230 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,344,257 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 461 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SolidSnake | +2.32 | 74 | 57 |
| #2 | hoMes | +0.55 | 80 | 73 |
| #3 | WOODIYANER | +0.33 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | Mr.UniQz | +0.09 | 60 | 59 |
| #5 | KingSize | -0.29 | 66 | 66 |





