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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3060 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1778 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1154 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1198 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $181,560 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | johnell | 42% | 50 |
| #2 | Dan Purple KING | 42% | 132 |
| #3 | MXR | 40% | 42 |
| #4 | Aurel Capat de Linie | 40% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | johnell | 42% | 50 |
| #2 | Dan Purple KING | 42% | 132 |
| #3 | MXR | 40% | 42 |
| #4 | Aurel Capat de Linie | 40% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurel Capat de Linie | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | johnell | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Dan Purple KING | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | MXR | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dan Purple KING | 189 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Aurel Capat de Linie | 117 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | MXR | 39 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | johnell | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | johnell | +2.75 | 68 | 17 |
| #2 | Dan Purple KING | -0.33 | 67 | 47 |
| #3 | eddY | -0.53 | 39 | 74 |
| #4 | Aurel Capat de Linie | -0.62 | 64 | 42 |
| #5 | MXR | -2.90 | 16 | 45 |





