








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 258 | 22% |
| Smokes | 297 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 308 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 297 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $125,594 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fabyyy =DD | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Mugen♡ | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Mc_Hostage | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | iMichiZ | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | Frost Prime5 | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C-Hoff | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Mugen♡ | 2 | 0.0377 |
| #3 | Mc_Hostage | 2 | 0.0377 |
| #4 | 🐊≡Scatman≡🐊 | 1 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | iMichiZ | 1 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swagtin | 34 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | C-Hoff | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | 🐊≡Scatman≡🐊 | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gargano | 25 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | iMichiZ | 18 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fabyyy =DD | +7.72 | 56 | 37 |
| #2 | Açé | +3.99 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | Swagtin | +3.03 | 90 | 81 |
| #4 | 🐊≡Scatman≡🐊 | +2.41 | 80 | 68 |
| #5 | Gargano | +2.28 | 57 | 68 |





