








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 493 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 151 matches | ||
| Esplay | 59 matches | 1,908 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5303 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5729 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4345 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4852 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $712,172 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Golf Rasslård | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | shoopdawhoop | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | WST | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | haffad | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Golf Rasslård | +3.54 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | haffad | +2.39 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | BorisP✪ | +1.17 | 56 | 79 |
| #4 | WST | -0.41 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | shoopdawhoop | -0.42 | 68 | 63 |





