








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 707 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1486 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1072 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 694 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $693,433 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 700 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Clozza | 50% | 64 |
| #11 | rtwenty3 | 48% | 89 |
| #12 | sciroccob | 47% | 101 |
| #13 | K3BAB | 43% | 21 |
| #14 | M2K | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonomathan | 14 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | cers | 10 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | sciroccob | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | rtwenty3 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Clozza | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cers | 110 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | sciroccob | 71 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | rtwenty3 | 70 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jonomathan | 63 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Shamz | 60 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3G0Swinger | +4.29 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | fruity | +3.10 | 86 | 47 |
| #3 | AntGTI | +2.95 | 77 | 58 |
| #4 | Shamz | +2.12 | 87 | 73 |
| #5 | cers | +1.46 | 44 | 54 |





