








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 730 | 7% |
| Smokes | 1408 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 3885 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3940 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,572,616 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [BOT] TjWeary | 21 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ | 17 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | ✧Cherry✧ | 15 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Hegref | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Aragain | 6 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hegref | 860 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | ✧Cherry✧ | 344 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ | 222 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Aragain | 186 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | [BOT] TjWeary | 140 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aragain | +4.54 | 55 | 70 |
| #2 | Hegref | +4.30 | 58 | 69 |
| #3 | Dyno | +3.34 | 56 | 31 |
| #4 | ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ | +2.96 | 86 | 58 |
| #5 | LRM | -0.04 | 68 | 40 |





