








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 666 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1388 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2952 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2414 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2036 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $906,318 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sher | 61% | 122 |
| #2 | Aku tak boleh melayu la sial | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | e1ectr3fy- | 58% | 105 |
| #4 | pepehands | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sher | 61% | 122 |
| #2 | Aku tak boleh melayu la sial | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | e1ectr3fy- | 58% | 105 |
| #4 | pepehands | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sher | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | pepehands | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | e1ectr3fy- | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sher | 308 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | e1ectr3fy- | 293 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Aku tak boleh melayu la sial | 84 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #4 | pepehands | 67 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ek | +3.35 | 72 | 53 |
| #2 | e1ectr3fy- | +0.45 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | pepehands | +0.43 | 70 | 53 |
| #4 | Aku tak boleh melayu la sial | +0.24 | 36 | 65 |
| #5 | Sher | -0.03 | 68 | 57 |





