








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 25 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 574 | 38% |
| Smokes | 333 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 218 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 373 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $99,702 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kub1x | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | majkl | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tommyxgod LFT | 33 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | majkl | 29 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Aralio | 17 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | c3 | 15 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | kub1x | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keb1k | +6.54 | 73 | 34 |
| #2 | TOKYOPEEK | +5.68 | 73 | 56 |
| #3 | next level superstar | +3.15 | 97 | 42 |
| #4 | sizziee; lft | +2.13 | 84 | 68 |
| #5 | Aralio | +0.98 | 87 | 74 |





