








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 195 | 24% |
| Smokes | 242 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 172 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 187 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $114,255 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Jiggy | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | BURG3RL3R | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | ✪JAWS | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Fr1ght | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | ✪ KZYN | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪JAWS | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Fr1ght | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | ✪ KZYN | 42% | 12 |
| #6 | moke | 20% | 5 |
| #7 | Gl1tchHunter | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KZYN | 26 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | BURG3RL3R | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Gl1tchHunter | 10 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Fr1ght | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | moke | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karma | +3.26 | 88 | 45 |
| #2 | Fr1ght | +1.67 | 72 | 34 |
| #3 | moke | +0.71 | 78 | 50 |
| #4 | ✪ KZYN | -1.28 | 90 | 51 |
| #5 | BURG3RL3R | -2.07 | 85 | 33 |





