








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Faceit | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3793 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5011 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2934 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3518 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,337,749 of utility $282 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laulau | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | V L E X A | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | Zefear2k | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | `#.BarBye ♿✈ | 47% | 64 |
| #5 | Vodk | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PIZZA TIME ! | 663 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Peugeot peek | 330 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #3 | Vodk | 245 | 0.35 | 6 min |
| #4 | SixborgLGD | 234 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | Joks | 221 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vodk | +4.19 | 70 | 69 |
| #2 | V L E X A | +3.84 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | Zefear2k | +3.31 | 87 | 70 |
| #4 | sᴛᴀᴏ | +3.00 | 72 | 51 |
| #5 | Sayoro | +2.40 | 80 | 60 |





