








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 544 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4761 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7119 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5645 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7830 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,580,200 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | one testicle man | 49% | 75 |
| #7 | Oliober | 49% | 67 |
| #8 | Xenarii | 49% | 55 |
| #9 | YMF | 49% | 319 |
| #10 | Kremjuice | 44% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YMF | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | MR BEAR🐻 | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Oliober | 11 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | superfresh | 9 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Andedrag | 6 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YMF | +1.69 | 58 | 62 |
| #2 | Xenarii | +1.28 | 69 | 42 |
| #3 | MR BEAR🐻 | +1.05 | 52 | 57 |
| #4 | superfresh | +0.44 | 32 | 68 |
| #5 | Grulaxo | +0.26 | 57 | 57 |





