








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 208 | 24% |
| Smokes | 252 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 188 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 210 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,150 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Osvaldo | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | PetjaJ | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Osvaldo | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Pasi aka Stallone | 26 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | SIMO | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Iiva | 10 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | PetjaJ | 8 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pasi aka Stallone | +5.08 | 96 | 67 |
| #2 | sKotone | +3.79 | 90 | 70 |
| #3 | NIPA | +2.32 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | Iiva | +1.35 | 28 | 37 |
| #5 | SIMO | +1.28 | 66 | 70 |





