








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2206 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1922 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2366 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1585 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $637,481 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pegin | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Fisker | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Spex | 50% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pegin | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Fisker | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Spex | 50% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spex | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Fisker | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Pegin | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spex | 316 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Fisker | 175 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Pegin | 96 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pegin | +3.76 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | Fisker | +3.68 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | KINZO | -0.00 | 60 | 52 |
| #4 | Spex | -0.67 | 66 | 58 |





