








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 903 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4567 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4004 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 8155 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 6259 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,684,305 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deNis | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | πΈπ»π γ | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Tobiasy0γ | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | B ΓΌ m m e l z | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | J0eY | 7 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobiasy0γ | 775 | 0.23 | 23 min |
| #2 | B ΓΌ m m e l z | 725 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #3 | πΈπ»π γ | 719 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #4 | J0eY | 532 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #5 | deNis | 512 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobiasy0γ | +3.90 | 75 | 78 |
| #2 | B ΓΌ m m e l z | +2.89 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | diazepaM-_- | +2.74 | 78 | 79 |
| #4 | πΈπ»π γ | +2.32 | 75 | 69 |
| #5 | J0eY | +0.95 | 75 | 67 |





