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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 51 | 13% |
| Smokes | 81 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 112 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 157 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $28,665 of utility $23 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PG13]WoestynVis | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | RedSnickysnax | 45% | 55 |
| #3 | [PG13]Infernal_turtle | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PG13]WoestynVis | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | RedSnickysnax | 45% | 55 |
| #3 | [PG13]Infernal_turtle | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSnickysnax | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | [PG13]Infernal_turtle | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | [PG13]WoestynVis | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PG13]WoestynVis | 88 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | RedSnickysnax | 70 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | [PG13]Infernal_turtle | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSnickysnax | +2.63 | 35 | 48 |
| #2 | [PG13]WoestynVis | -0.49 | 26 | 38 |
| #3 | [PG13]Infernal_turtle | -1.95 | 12 | 24 |
| #4 | Spicyy | -3.08 | 26 | 20 |





