








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1770 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 935 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




221 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10524 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7742 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 11461 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 9424 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,648,965 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22658 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ phreshfps | 59% | 197 |
| #2 | Keifer | 59% | 132 |
| #3 | CommanderJoash | 55% | 95 |
| #4 | ✦︎Senko✦ | 51% | 84 |
| #5 | Kypz | 50% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Keifer | 59% | 132 |
| #3 | CommanderJoash | 55% | 95 |
| #4 | ✦︎Senko✦ | 51% | 84 |
| #5 | Kypz | 50% | 166 |
| #6 | donk666 | 41% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ phreshfps | 19 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Kypz | 16 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Keifer | 16 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | ✦︎Senko✦ | 11 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | donk666 | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ phreshfps | 427 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | donk666 | 413 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | Keifer | 348 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | CommanderJoash | 269 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | Kypz | 203 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ phreshfps | +6.31 | 95 | 68 |
| #2 | donk666 | +2.40 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | Kypz | +1.87 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | ✦︎Senko✦ | -0.03 | 71 | 34 |
| #5 | Code | -0.30 | 60 | 66 |





