








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2560 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2585 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1711 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2101 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $369,910 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izy | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | LuizShadid | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | ✪Gaëtan | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izy | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | LuizShadid | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | ✪Gaëtan | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuizShadid | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | ✪Gaëtan | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuizShadid | 157 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪Gaëtan | 93 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Izy | 23 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Selfie_ | +4.06 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | LuizShadid | +2.81 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | ✪Gaëtan | +1.64 | 81 | 48 |
| #4 | Izy | -2.43 | 63 | 50 |





