








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
59 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 60 | 30% |
| Smokes | 47 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 50 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 42 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $34,445 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cutest CS 2 Gamer | 38% | 8 |
| #2 | bunnyS | 33% | 9 |
| #3 | Robo | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Basari | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cutest CS 2 Gamer | 38% | 8 |
| #2 | bunnyS | 33% | 9 |
| #3 | Robo | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Basari | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robo | 1 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Cutest CS 2 Gamer | 1 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robo | 27 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #2 | Cutest CS 2 Gamer | 19 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | bunnyS | 12 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Basari | 3 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeff | +3.29 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | bunnyS | +1.69 | 65 | 58 |
| #3 | Robo | -0.34 | 79 | 33 |
| #4 | Cutest CS 2 Gamer | -4.47 | 42 | 46 |
| #5 | Basari | -4.86 | 6 | 27 |





