








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3769 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3420 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2617 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2508 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $727,528 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤️Princess Dødsengel❤ | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | Elina | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | RMX_Hitman | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤️Princess Dødsengel❤ | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | Elina | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | RMX_Hitman | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RMX_Hitman | 3 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | ❤️Princess Dødsengel❤ | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤️Princess Dødsengel❤ | 87 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | RMX_Hitman | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Elina | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RMX_Hitman | +3.70 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | Ron | +3.43 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | ❤️Princess Dødsengel❤ | -0.18 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | Elina | -0.32 | 66 | 36 |





