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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 58 | 11% |
| Smokes | 166 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 215 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 90 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $482,482 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThiLow | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Floo | 53% | 98 |
| #3 | MauriceK8 | 53% | 95 |
| #4 | fynn2468 | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | BELOWO | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThiLow | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Floo | 53% | 98 |
| #3 | MauriceK8 | 53% | 95 |
| #4 | fynn2468 | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | BELOWO | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MauriceK8 | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Floo | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ThiLow | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floo | 93 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | BELOWO | 76 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | MauriceK8 | 44 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | fynn2468 | 16 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | ThiLow | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floo | +4.54 | 71 | 44 |
| #2 | ThiLow | +3.79 | 77 | 29 |
| #3 | fynn2468 | +1.57 | 71 | 41 |
| #4 | cmnroll | -1.16 | 36 | 14 |
| #5 | MauriceK8 | -2.98 | 24 | 26 |





