








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2202 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1603 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1556 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2106 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $802,134 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brakston | 80% | 30 |
| #2 | Pingi | 77% | 35 |
| #3 | rasmus | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | Koffed | 45% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brakston | 80% | 30 |
| #2 | Pingi | 77% | 35 |
| #3 | rasmus | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | Koffed | 45% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koffed | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Pingi | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Brakston | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pingi | 215 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #2 | Brakston | 47 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Koffed | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | rasmus | 23 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pingi | +5.08 | 93 | 86 |
| #2 | Brakston | +2.95 | 73 | 44 |
| #3 | pronos | +1.10 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | rasmus | +1.02 | 64 | 43 |
| #5 | Koffed | -1.40 | 66 | 32 |





