








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2726 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3380 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4523 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2957 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4076 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,422,521 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 705 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The LAW | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | Fr3ezy | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | Benishment | 49% | 170 |
| #4 | ch1og1n0 | 48% | 357 |
| #5 | Inferno | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The LAW | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | Fr3ezy | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | Benishment | 49% | 170 |
| #4 | ch1og1n0 | 48% | 357 |
| #5 | Inferno | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ch1og1n0 | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Benishment | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | The LAW | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Fr3ezy | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benishment | 400 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Fr3ezy | 142 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Inferno | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | ch1og1n0 | 21 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #5 | The LAW | 16 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zept0 (⌐■_■) | +5.05 | 63 | 67 |
| #2 | The LAW | +2.41 | 75 | 38 |
| #3 | Fr3ezy | +1.42 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | Inferno | -1.24 | 36 | 43 |
| #5 | Benishment | -2.38 | 40 | 55 |





