








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1091 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 438 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7735 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4214 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4609 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3325 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $982,027 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1663 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krizaza | 28 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | ✞𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖝✞ | 12 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | The one | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | BOB | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | KNEIV Fixzy | 9 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krizaza | 375 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | The one | 271 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | BOB | 206 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | juhm | 178 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | ✞𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖝✞ | 114 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KNEIV Fixzy | +3.99 | 78 | 48 |
| #2 | BOB | +2.37 | 65 | 57 |
| #3 | krizaza | +0.50 | 64 | 65 |
| #4 | Major winner | +0.12 | 52 | 60 |
| #5 | ✞𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖝✞ | -0.47 | 61 | 67 |





