








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 731 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6296 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4669 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3060 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5380 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,490,598 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lamfolol | 54% | 110 |
| #2 | BlueCow | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | TompaZ - en av gutta | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lamfolol | 54% | 110 |
| #2 | BlueCow | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | TompaZ - en av gutta | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TompaZ - en av gutta | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Lamfolol | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | BlueCow | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TompaZ - en av gutta | 166 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | BlueCow | 128 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lamfolol | 104 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lamfolol | +1.23 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/NumRim | +0.83 | 59 | 46 |
| #3 | TompaZ - en av gutta | +0.83 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | BlueCow | -1.72 | 32 | 74 |





