








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4010 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4946 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5344 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5816 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,964,148 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hotheit | 60% | 140 |
| #2 | skiima | 53% | 191 |
| #3 | chz.! | 50% | 199 |
| #4 | EintrachtFrankfurt | 49% | 538 |
| #5 | . | 48% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EintrachtFrankfurt | +3.92 | 72 | 68 |
| #2 | just bran | +3.23 | 82 | 54 |
| #3 | . | +2.97 | 78 | 74 |
| #4 | skiima | +2.48 | 91 | 58 |
| #5 | OopyGoopy | +2.20 | 78 | 27 |





