








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Wingman | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 301 | 9% |
| Smokes | 974 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1296 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 923 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,183,998 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DPHD1 | 23 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Phoenix | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Robobunneh | 9 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | olsaan | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Currentsea | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DPHD1 | 809 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | olsaan | 244 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Phoenix | 155 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Robobunneh | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Super Hans | 90 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Hans | +2.84 | 73 | 53 |
| #2 | Albert Frank . Albert Frank | +2.76 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | olsaan | +2.51 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | Currentsea | +1.40 | 82 | 43 |
| #5 | Phoenix | +0.99 | 72 | 47 |





