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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1923 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1134 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2585 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1732 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,006,978 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♒ \/ /\ S / ♒ | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Dr.Alex | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♒ \/ /\ S / ♒ | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Dr.Alex | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♒ \/ /\ S / ♒ | 5 | 0.0255 |
| #2 | Dr.Alex | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr.Alex | 65 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | ♒ \/ /\ S / ♒ | 17 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♒ \/ /\ S / ♒ | +6.85 | 93 | 50 |
| #2 | ZBM | -0.35 | 24 | 69 |
| #3 | Dr.Alex | -3.32 | 20 | 59 |





