








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2655 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3573 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2633 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2505 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $906,097 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supernatscho | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | XaNicksX on LSD ツ | 58% | 48 |
| #3 | Biesi44 | 57% | 176 |
| #4 | Sniffler | 53% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supernatscho | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | XaNicksX on LSD ツ | 58% | 48 |
| #3 | Biesi44 | 57% | 176 |
| #4 | Sniffler | 53% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biesi44 | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Sniffler | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | XaNicksX on LSD ツ | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Supernatscho | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biesi44 | 412 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | Sniffler | 114 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Supernatscho | 105 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | XaNicksX on LSD ツ | 102 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crystal ♔ | +2.36 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Supernatscho | +0.17 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | Sniffler | -0.16 | 59 | 55 |
| #4 | XaNicksX on LSD ツ | -0.46 | 77 | 61 |
| #5 | Biesi44 | -1.85 | 61 | 59 |





