








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 2,140 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1085 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1097 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1053 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1046 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,093 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | madjo | 60% | 10 |
| #8 | lawless | 60% | 42 |
| #9 | Kaengan | 56% | 32 |
| #10 | Lindhan^ | 55% | 11 |
| #11 | EK | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lawless | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | maskiiin | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | madjo | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lawless | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Kaengan | 128 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Lindhan^ | 78 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #4 | maskiiin | 54 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | madjo | 44 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ill3 | +4.08 | 85 | 81 |
| #2 | onlyold | +2.20 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | Kaengan | +1.43 | 68 | 71 |
| #4 | Lindhan^ | +1.30 | 54 | 88 |
| #5 | madjo | +0.75 | 66 | 83 |





