








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 293 | 22% |
| Smokes | 311 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 478 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 239 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $743,870 of utility $325 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tanivi | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ✧Dom Stench✧ | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Nut | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | costco hotdog | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | [Arctic] Zer03nergy | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nut | +2.36 | 55 | 37 |
| #2 | [Arctic] Zer03nergy | +1.92 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | Tanivi | +1.74 | 75 | 39 |
| #4 | [Arctic] P014rB34r | +0.08 | 31 | 58 |
| #5 | Jeffrey Lamar Williams | -0.55 | 54 | 41 |





