








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Esplay | 60 matches | 1,991 | |
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,767 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4127 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4744 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4459 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4437 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,284,810 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hLeks[300kg] | 62% | 131 |
| #2 | Kickflick101 | 58% | 86 |
| #3 | KruttnikkSjuddsen | 55% | 187 |
| #4 | -JABME1STER- | 53% | 204 |
| #5 | LaptopTORE | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hLeks[300kg] | +2.45 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | Smokeypot | +1.14 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | KruttnikkSjuddsen | +0.71 | 68 | 75 |
| #4 | LaptopTORE | +0.61 | 74 | 81 |
| #5 | -JABME1STER- | -0.21 | 83 | 66 |





