








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 668 | 28% |
| Smokes | 597 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 578 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 551 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $105,434 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | richonovich | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Grey Ezel | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Onu Villar | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | jAger- | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | paavo | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | jAger- | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | paavo | 41% | 17 |
| #6 | jyntta | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | rons1337 | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | 🗿⃤⃢Svjopz | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jAger- | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jAger- | 113 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | 🗿⃤⃢Svjopz | 23 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | paavo | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | rons1337 | 13 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Onu Villar | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grey Ezel | +4.27 | 64 | 20 |
| #2 | richonovich | +2.68 | 93 | 23 |
| #3 | jAger- | +2.62 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | 🗿⃤⃢Svjopz | +1.52 | 72 | 86 |
| #5 | paavo | +0.61 | 72 | 69 |





