








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 210 | 29% |
| Smokes | 153 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 230 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 125 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,262 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AGreenButton | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | tuscan enjoyer | 53% | 80 |
| #3 | Velocirapist | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | AWAWA | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AGreenButton | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | tuscan enjoyer | 53% | 80 |
| #3 | Velocirapist | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | AWAWA | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuscan enjoyer | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | AGreenButton | 3 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuscan enjoyer | 94 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | AGreenButton | 22 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | AWAWA | 19 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | Velocirapist | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Velocirapist | +3.34 | 93 | 40 |
| #2 | AGreenButton | +1.93 | 74 | 50 |
| #3 | tuscan enjoyer | +1.02 | 80 | 51 |
| #4 | 4' 26" | -1.65 | 59 | 34 |
| #5 | AWAWA | -4.91 | 40 | 43 |





