








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 934 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2469 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2716 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2520 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1821 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,409,852 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1546 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tozer™ | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | BLiiTZ | 71% | 34 |
| #3 | NZREAP3R | 68% | 19 |
| #4 | OiBrav | 62% | 21 |
| #5 | ℳ𝓇¬Σ𝐹𝓁𝒶𝓈𝒽> | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ℳ𝓇¬Σ𝐹𝓁𝒶𝓈𝒽> | +3.55 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | Tozer™ | +2.65 | 52 | 72 |
| #3 | DVW | +1.69 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | aramandil | +1.50 | 66 | 36 |
| #5 | BLiiTZ | +1.00 | 85 | 58 |





