








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4012 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3237 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3752 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2722 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $429,240 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PieterxJan | 58% | 84 |
| #2 | IceFoxx | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Phajst | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | CobraVHS | 45% | 75 |
| #5 | SneakyCobra | 43% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SneakyCobra | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Yasmine | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | PieterxJan | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | CobraVHS | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Phajst | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phajst | +3.39 | 48 | 41 |
| #2 | IceFoxx | +3.26 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | PieterxJan | +2.85 | 63 | 77 |
| #4 | Left4Dead282🫶 | +2.30 | 46 | 73 |
| #5 | P I L I O | +0.75 | 57 | 29 |





