








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2403 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1859 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4103 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3003 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $430,309 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arktic | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Hyper Space Time Cop 2.0 | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Nienna | 52% | 130 |
| #4 | robb_ery | 52% | 164 |
| #5 | Bolbi Stroganovsky | 47% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robb_ery | +2.94 | 56 | 64 |
| #2 | ConnorTheDeaf | +1.69 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | WISCANSAN | +1.28 | 56 | 36 |
| #4 | Bolbi Stroganovsky | -0.06 | 51 | 46 |
| #5 | Arktic | -0.61 | 33 | 35 |





