








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 133 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




134 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7438 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4825 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5414 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3854 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3754 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,543,499 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 988 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OnlyLemons | 65 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Arska | 31 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | NoobArmyLeader | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | OTF_ButterCup | 18 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | David Keith | 15 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheOGKillaKlown | +4.80 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | SpedxSped | +2.29 | 64 | 40 |
| #3 | Arska | +1.89 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | David Keith | -0.15 | 42 | 36 |
| #5 | OnlyLemons | -0.49 | 51 | 58 |





