








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 767 | 19% |
| Smokes | 980 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1366 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1017 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,413 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gyéduská | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | ᵗʰᵃᵗMatthewS 狼 | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | CoreE | 63% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gyéduská | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | ᵗʰᵃᵗMatthewS 狼 | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | CoreE | 63% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoreE | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | ᵗʰᵃᵗMatthewS 狼 | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoreE | 353 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | Gyéduská | 54 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #3 | ᵗʰᵃᵗMatthewS 狼 | 24 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoreE | +2.86 | 55 | 76 |
| #2 | MangalicA | +0.91 | 77 | 46 |
| #3 | Gyéduská | -0.27 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | ᵗʰᵃᵗMatthewS 狼 | -1.68 | 22 | 47 |





