








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10057 | 23% |
| Smokes | 12492 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10824 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 10142 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,427,688 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1522 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1zz | 78% | 140 |
| #2 | woo† | 71% | 340 |
| #3 | cotow⛴ | 69% | 403 |
| #4 | lina lifonova | 68% | 324 |
| #5 | c e m b c y | 68% | 772 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | woo† | 71% | 340 |
| #3 | cotow⛴ | 69% | 403 |
| #4 | lina lifonova | 68% | 324 |
| #5 | c e m b c y | 68% | 772 |
| #6 | trolgo | 65% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c e m b c y | 169 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | woo† | 61 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | cotow⛴ | 56 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | trolgo | 45 | 0.0177 |
| #5 | lina lifonova | 36 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c e m b c y | 1272 | 0.09 | 38 min |
| #2 | cotow⛴ | 715 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | lina lifonova | 532 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #4 | woo† | 476 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #5 | 1zz | 314 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1zz | +5.17 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | саша DEMON | +4.41 | 87 | 73 |
| #3 | woo† | +3.02 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | c e m b c y | +1.02 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | lina lifonova | +0.56 | 82 | 57 |





