








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2926 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2769 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1876 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 639 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,132,374 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crabapple719 | 26 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | TORRES | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | LaBarbecue | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Vyz | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | jsmiffy | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TORRES | +2.20 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | ✪ Frontier | +2.16 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | crabapple719 | +0.87 | 82 | 45 |
| #4 | jsmiffy | +0.13 | 62 | 63 |
| #5 | Vyz | -0.62 | 66 | 54 |





