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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10 | 20% |
| Smokes | 22 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 8 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 10 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $9,323 of utility $10 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piapht | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | skalekk | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | wojteknew | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | wijatka | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | SebXB pro | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piapht | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | skalekk | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | wojteknew | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | wijatka | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | SebXB pro | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wojteknew | 8 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | wijatka | 4 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | skalekk | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wojteknew | 155 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | skalekk | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | wijatka | 18 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Piapht | 13 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #5 | SebXB pro | 3 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piapht | +8.04 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | skalekk | +2.52 | 71 | 30 |
| #3 | wojteknew | -0.28 | 11 | 46 |
| #4 | wijatka | -1.29 | 22 | 27 |
| #5 | SebXB pro | -3.55 | 13 | 13 |





