








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3675 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3494 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4007 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3454 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2936 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,724,321 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlipCS | 49% | 309 |
| #2 | Führerschein für Führersein | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | Marcus the AWP | 47% | 287 |
| #4 | THeGreeN47 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlipCS | 49% | 309 |
| #2 | Führerschein für Führersein | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | Marcus the AWP | 47% | 287 |
| #4 | THeGreeN47 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcus the AWP | 15 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | FlipCS | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | THeGreeN47 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Führerschein für Führersein | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcus the AWP | 619 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | FlipCS | 450 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | Führerschein für Führersein | 119 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | THeGreeN47 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 52 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THeGreeN47 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +1.15 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | FlipCS | +0.56 | 59 | 70 |
| #3 | Führerschein für Führersein | -0.31 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | Marcus the AWP | -0.32 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | Jus10 | -0.68 | 61 | 64 |





