








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5012 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4193 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3841 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3548 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $729,034 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 907 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zentta | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | π£πΎπΊπππΎπ½ππ β§β§β§β§β‘ | 49% | 37 |
| #3 | Alex-VAC | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zentta | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | π£πΎπΊπππΎπ½ππ β§β§β§β§β‘ | 49% | 37 |
| #3 | Alex-VAC | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zentta | 9 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | Alex-VAC | 7 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex-VAC | 211 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | Zentta | 56 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | π£πΎπΊπππΎπ½ππ β§β§β§β§β‘ | 24 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex-VAC | +2.71 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Zentta | +1.15 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | Slowy | -0.62 | 39 | 57 |
| #4 | π£πΎπΊπππΎπ½ππ β§β§β§β§β‘ | -2.09 | 43 | 44 |





