








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 601 | 21% |
| Smokes | 612 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 812 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 875 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $259,105 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noxxyy | 49% | 102 |
| #2 | waylo22 | 49% | 101 |
| #3 | DrKarrma | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Invited | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noxxyy | 49% | 102 |
| #2 | waylo22 | 49% | 101 |
| #3 | DrKarrma | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Invited | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waylo22 | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Noxxyy | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Invited | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waylo22 | 356 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Noxxyy | 223 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Invited | 71 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | DrKarrma | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thorimm | +1.17 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | DrKarrma | -0.33 | 51 | 49 |
| #3 | Invited | -0.63 | 54 | 56 |
| #4 | waylo22 | -1.12 | 51 | 56 |
| #5 | Noxxyy | -1.76 | 49 | 51 |





