








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 808 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8145 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11391 | 35% |
| Smokes | 10072 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5268 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5493 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,446,684 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 527 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fairsky | 59% | 153 |
| #2 | ✪ AJM | 59% | 102 |
| #3 | erina | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | PARTOALOL? | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | fairsky | 49% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪ AJM | 59% | 102 |
| #3 | erina | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | PARTOALOL? | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | fairsky | 49% | 147 |
| #6 | Jim | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PARTOALOL? | 8 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | fairsky | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | fairsky | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | ✪ AJM | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | erina | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fairsky | 665 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | fairsky | 652 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | ✪ AJM | 351 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | Jim | 279 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | PARTOALOL? | 199 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fairsky | +1.39 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪ AJM | +1.26 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | fairsky | +1.03 | 84 | 71 |
| #4 | PARTOALOL? | +0.82 | 71 | 73 |
| #5 | Believe | +0.07 | 64 | 65 |





