








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 963 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9029 | 39% |
| Smokes | 6148 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5308 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2729 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,252,548 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lättys kii | 58% | 121 |
| #2 | murloc ⭕⃤ | 52% | 283 |
| #3 | Admiral Akbar | 51% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lättys kii | 58% | 121 |
| #2 | murloc ⭕⃤ | 52% | 283 |
| #3 | Admiral Akbar | 51% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murloc ⭕⃤ | 51 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Lättys kii | 34 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | Admiral Akbar | 28 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Admiral Akbar | 757 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | Lättys kii | 339 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | murloc ⭕⃤ | 287 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lexa | +2.72 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | murloc ⭕⃤ | +0.24 | 68 | 52 |
| #3 | Admiral Akbar | -0.73 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Lättys kii | -2.69 | 37 | 51 |





